Dear Thief. I thought you just did a quick snatch and grab since my door got left unlocked. Turned out you went into my trunk and stole not just my golf clubs and range finder but my 10 year olds golf clubs. You also stole some golf balls belonging to my brother who is a priest. Not going to say that I hope you mishit a shot and it bounces back and breaks your nose. That would be unkind. Not going to say that I hope you hit a root while swinging my club and break your wrist. That would be unkind. But I do hope you never break 100 on your scorecard and you develop a full blown golf addiction that takes over your life. And what the heck, if you break your wrist or nose along the way… I wont cry. Although you made my daughter cry when she found out you stole her clubs, Im sure she forgives you.
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